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#Trending: 20 Tweets about the 36Million-Naira-Stealing Snake
A couple of hours ago, there were reports from several news outlets that a snake had stolen N36Million from the JAMB Office in Makurdi, the Benue State capital.
A team of auditors were dispatched to different state offices of JAMB to take inventory of the sold and unsold scratch cards and recover whatever money that might have either been generated or mismanaged during the period of the sale of scratch cards.
On their visit to Makurdi office of JAMB, a sales clerk, Philomina Chieshe, told JAMB registrar and his team that she could not account for N36 million she made in previous years before the abolition of scratch cards.
In the course of interrogation, Philomena confessed that it was her housemaid that connived with another JAMB staff, Joan Asen, to “spiritually” steal the money from the vault in the accounts office.
Philomina in her confessional statement said that Joan Asen and her accomplices confessed that they have been stealing the money “spiritually” through a mysterious snake that always sneak into the office to swallow the money from the vault.
This piece of news has been trending on Twitter for a few hours and a Twitter account has been created for the “snake”.
Meet the snake:
I am the snake that ate the money from Jamb office ????
— The Nigerian Snake (@NigeriaSnake) February 10, 2018
I was swallowing money all night. Can someone recommend a good spot to chill with babes?
— The Nigerian Snake (@NigeriaSnake) February 10, 2018
See tweets about the incident below.
The Nigerian snake entering the JAMB office to swallow the 36m ?? pic.twitter.com/eBUvXBlysr
— Daddy CHO (@Chidubem__O) February 10, 2018
Mum : Osi where is the 300k i gave you to give your brother
Me: Snake swallowed it ma ?
— Cinderella Man (@Osi_Suave) February 10, 2018
If snake can swallow N36m, why can’t my mother believe that snake swallowed all the meat in her pot?
— Chemical Brother ? (@ndoarum) February 10, 2018
Question
1. What is N36million cash doing in Jamb office
2. When did money become part of the menu in a snake’s diet
3. What and why is a snake here in the first place?
4. Why is this news page verified?
5. Why is Nigeria useless like this?
6. Who did we offend?
? https://t.co/vo2y2acEDg— ?Crown Prince Lustwig (@Lord_of_Saarl) February 10, 2018
Even Animals are corrupt in Nigeria
Snake is embezzling money ??? pic.twitter.com/nQTr4pIp1n— Genius Joker NG ?? (@GeniusJokerNG) February 10, 2018
What kind of Snake entered JAMB’s office and didn’t bite the gateman or the clerk but went ahead to swallow N36 million?
— Wale Adetona (@iSlimfit) February 10, 2018
I hereby employ the state and federal government to search for this snake, by the powers above and beyond. If Jonah can survive few days in a fish, our N36m must still be intact. ? https://t.co/6acmLXHFuB
— Elsie Godwin (@ELSiEiSY) February 10, 2018
reporter : How did you manage to mysteriously swallow the 36 million from JAMB OFFICE ?
snake ? : *Mtchweee !!!* pic.twitter.com/OZhcfCiN60
— noris eli (@iam_NORIS) February 10, 2018
Nigeria, we hail thee ???
I have a few questions though.
Which bank does the snake use?
Which party does this snake belong to? pic.twitter.com/UWHz3DL250— Iseunife The First (@Shawnife_) February 10, 2018
So a snake is actually 36m Naira richer than me….. Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Blue ? (@TemmyRotex) February 10, 2018
Snake swallowed 36million in jamb office in Nigeria.
Rat chased the president out of office in NIGERIA.
People were murdered because of Cows in Nigeria.— ?BOLANLE??✍ (@bolanle_cole) February 10, 2018
Under PMB, Babachir SWALLOWED N12b belonging to IDPs.
Under PMB, Cabals SWALLOWED $25b contracts belonging to NNPC.
Under PMB, Cabals SWALLOWED $44m belonging to NIA.
Under PMB, Snake SWALLOWED N36m belonging to JAMB.
Can someone give these people incl. the snake Laxative!!!
— Adetutu Balogun (@Tutsy22) February 10, 2018
Snake in the JAMBING Shadow!
— Parosident Buhari (@TheMbuhari) February 10, 2018
These ones that are turning to snake to swallow millions of naira, imagine if they turn to Elephant. ?
— Osas Cruz (@OsasCruz) February 10, 2018
Somewhere in the West African country of Nigeria, a snake swallowed a hundred thousand dollars ($100,000) = N36m.
Tomorrow is sunday, and the country’s citizens will go ahead their normal affairs as if their nation is normal. pic.twitter.com/VGljwszPF4
— EEU. ?? (@royaltyuso) February 10, 2018
A snake. A snake swallowed cash that’s probably almost 100 times the weight of the largest snake in Nigeria.
These people actually don’t rate our intelligence quotient levels as a country.
— Tomiwa?Immanuel (@Tomiwa_Immanuel) February 10, 2018
Snake Swallowed N36Million. They don’t even regard us as humans anymore. Just say anything that comes to mind; doesn’t even have to make sense! They’ll rant about it for a couple of days and move on ??♂️
— An Olodo (@UnilagOlodo) February 10, 2018
The day we collectively agreed to silly explanations like “Rats chased the President out of Aso Rock”, I knew there would never be an end to stupid excuses for incompetence and corruption.
Now someone says a snake has swallowed 36million naira.
Why exactly are you shocked?— YourFavOnlineDoctor (@DrOlufunmilayo) February 10, 2018
So if I find the snake before anybody.. I get to keep the N36milliom pic.twitter.com/Ceh9Q4MGRU
— Mavin king (@deluxayo) February 10, 2018
When you find out that Nigerian snake is richer than you ? pic.twitter.com/QpmWm1TRfA
— Daddy CHO (@Chidubem__O) February 10, 2018
